It has long been my contention that it is not only the priests of the High Religions that are obsessed with sex – it is also God himself. I first came to this conclusion watching a series about the infinite variety of life on Earth by the wonderful David Attenborough.
Every creature seems to have a different way of doing it! And the smaller the creatures, the more fascinating it can be. God must have spent long arduous hours coming up with all those ideas to satisfy what can only be called an obsession. There appears to be more variety associated with sex than with any other activity in the animal world.
For example, take the Leopard Slugs, as seen in this absolutely fabulous clip:
Not much more to say, is there? Come on now, you religious guys, tell me about it…